From Miguel to Cody
Cody, Miguel told me to tell you this:
"Cody, DO NOT try to call me on my cell phone. If you need to call me, call me on my home phone. My cell is currently out of commision. IF YOU DO, I'M GONNA BE FORCED TO SHOOT YOU AND STAB YOU WITH A MACHETE!!! I'LL BURN YOUR AMRS OFF AND BURY YOU ALIVE UNTIL YOUR ALMOST DEAD. THEN I'LL DIG YOU UP AND SPRAY 409 IN YOUR EYES. AFTER THAT HAS BEEN DONE, YOU'LL BE FED TO THE DOGS."
Okay, I made the last part up. All the stuff in caps lock at the end I added on. What? There's nothing wrong with making miguel sound more interesting.
"Cody, DO NOT try to call me on my cell phone. If you need to call me, call me on my home phone. My cell is currently out of commision. IF YOU DO, I'M GONNA BE FORCED TO SHOOT YOU AND STAB YOU WITH A MACHETE!!! I'LL BURN YOUR AMRS OFF AND BURY YOU ALIVE UNTIL YOUR ALMOST DEAD. THEN I'LL DIG YOU UP AND SPRAY 409 IN YOUR EYES. AFTER THAT HAS BEEN DONE, YOU'LL BE FED TO THE DOGS."
Okay, I made the last part up. All the stuff in caps lock at the end I added on. What? There's nothing wrong with making miguel sound more interesting.
posted by Nick M | 2:09 PM
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